Please notice:
1. The muddle of clubs at the edge of the green - how many strokes did it take to get on?!
2. The shocking shirt.
3. The cramped stance.
4. Those revolting legs.
5. And the PINK ball...
[UPDATE: Compare the excellent form... (and ball colour!)]
6. Black shoes, white socks.
ReplyDelete(I don't even know this person...)
Man, I'm in trouble now....
ReplyDeleteI could say that after an imaginative chip shot from the deep rough, I drained that 55' winding, downhill putt for an birdie, but that might not be entirely true.
ReplyDeleteAnd, assured of my own ( evident ) masculinity, I have no problem playing with a pink ball. Perhaps you don't enjoy the same level of assurance?
Kerux, in the tradition of gentlemen, loosely defined, you and me are going have to go head to chin on the links to settle this. Scorecard to be posted of course.
Speaking of legs, see this travesty!
What? Odious is a REAL PERSON?!
ReplyDeleteAll this time I thought he was kerux's imaginary nemesis...
ATTN: S SWALLOW (nice try DR!)
ReplyDeleteATTN: JLF (Of course he is real! Do you think I could make up all that drivel he posts on here!)
ATTN: Odious (Speaking of chins...)
ATTN: TURNCOAT (Count your blessings!)
ReplyDeleteKerux:
ReplyDeleteEnough of the meaningless blathering...
The gauntlet has been tossed and whatever remnants of honour you may retain, demand an answer to my flogging challenge. Are you a man or a mouse? Recall my emailed offer to pay your green fees, so pleading ( financial ) poverty is no excuse.
Sound on? Are these the raucous tones of the Kerux?
You're not trying to equate Tiger's form with yours are you?
ReplyDeleteNo answer yet to the challenge...
To all, if any, interested parties:
ReplyDeleteKerux has agreed to a July 20th golf date. Suggestions for a neutral site for this epic match are welcome. Note that a digital camera will be used to capture lowlights of the duffers in action.